MOTYs, aren't you sick of seeing all those selfies from your younger, thinner, single friends who haven't had kids yet? I sure am! It's the same thing every Saturday night...I'm at home folding laundry and wearing yoga pants and those hotties are all dolled up and posing with martinis.
Well, mamas, you too can get in on this "sexy selfie" action! You just need a has-been party girl like me to tell you a little secret...
Here's a peek at my recent selfie while wearing "Black Honey."
Disclaimer: If this beauty tip doesn't work for you, too bad! A true MOTY hardly has time to perfect her own look, let alone care about yours.