Really?
My children are 9, 4 and 2. Now, I understand you may not be able to look at them in the cereal section at the Dollar General and discern their exact ages, but my youngest child walks, talks in full sentences, wears big girl panties and weighs 35 pounds. You could presumably place her over the age of, say, a few weeks old, which is when it might be appropriate to ask your question. Did you really think that during 600-some days of dadding to three kids, that my husband has never once left our home with the children in tow?
Really?