My son loves Colombian football (soccer) and loves to "watch" it with my husband. He really gets into the spirit and often shows his Colombian pride by painting the flag on his hands or cheeks.
Today, he wanted to paint his whole face as a Colombian flag. He asked if I knew where his face paint crayons were, and, disinterested, I just shrugged and said, "Ask your dad." (Hey, football time = mama alone time. Don't judge.)
Dad did the same thing. So, my bright, smart, ingenious, crafty kid went into his room and closed the door. He emerged some 10 minutes later looking like this: