Currently Seeking Non-Judgy Mom Buds who May Occasionally Have Food and/or Human Waste Products on Their Clothing:
Hello, mamas! My kid will be starting kindergarten at your children's school this fall. She didn’t go to Pre-K with your kiddos (Yep, we were Montessori bitches! And a Montessori school a half an hour away, no less, because I panic-registered her at the last minute without realizing there were options here in town.) She also won't be attending the super cute camp for new kindergartners where you’ll all likely deepen your bond this summer… because I just found out about it yesterday. The more you know me, the more you’ll learn that’s how I roll – a constant mess of missed dates and forgotten necessities. Don’t worry, I’ll forget snack day, but I’ll come rushing in with a blaze of glory and some kick-ass vegan treats – and Starbys for the teachers and room moms – just in the knick of time! My daughter is genuinely kind and fun, if a bit shy, we love the great outdoors, and we’re always up for play dates (with mimosas, guacamole and wine). If the woman in this blog post is a spirit animal to you too, and your kid is going be with my kid in school, hit me up. We can be uncool together. #unity