By Annie
You know that old rule about never turning your back on your kids when they're in the tub? Not even for a minute? Yeah, you should listen to that. For drowning reasons, sure, but also because kids are gross.
Recently, Henry was in the bath with his younger sister Midge. Dutifully, I stood inside the doorway but turned my attention for the briefest of moments to my oldest child who was performing her impassioned rendition of some song from some mindless Disney tween show. I turned back to the little ones just in time to see Henry perched on the edge of the bathtub, feet shoulders' width apart, knees slightly bent, pelvis proudly leading. Transfixed, I watched him pee directly on Midge's face while she gazed adoringly upward.
Recently, Henry was in the bath with his younger sister Midge. Dutifully, I stood inside the doorway but turned my attention for the briefest of moments to my oldest child who was performing her impassioned rendition of some song from some mindless Disney tween show. I turned back to the little ones just in time to see Henry perched on the edge of the bathtub, feet shoulders' width apart, knees slightly bent, pelvis proudly leading. Transfixed, I watched him pee directly on Midge's face while she gazed adoringly upward.
They're cool. Let's face it, as a surprise third child, Midge is thrilled with any attention she gets.
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