So, mamas, what do you do when your always-wired, ever-busy, never-naps toddler actually falls asleep in the car and you have time to kill and a few bucks in your pocket?
Who cares if you're 17 weeks pregnant and haven't eaten anything but sugar and carbs today? Put the car in park, close your eyes, and take a long, sweet sip...
Not even two sips in, and she's wide awake and pissed as fuck. And, yes, I know you're never supposed to put your toddler in her car seat in a puffy winter coat. And, yes, I know the strap is buckled too low and should be closer to her chest. But let's try to focus on what's important here, ladies -- I didn't get to enjoy my coffee.
We love our kids. They drive us crazy. We write about it instead of going insane.