We all know that my 1st attempt at preparing my bod for South Beach was a total fail. But after arriving in Florida, I continued on my quest to beautify myself for the upcoming festivities-this time sans children.
First was a mani/pedi, and it was outstanding! Am I the only gal who thinks a great pedi can top sex? I can just sit there & do nothing...
Next stop was the Hollywood Tans. I went all out and signed up for the organic spray tan and even bought the primer to guarantee the color went on evenly & absorbed better ( $20 is a small price to pay to make sure this doesn't get fucked up, too). Fortunately, the Hollywood Tans guy was super nice and understanding when I had to do this before going in the tanning room:
Btw...thank g-d they give you sexy black fake thong panties to wear bc I was still in my maternity-granny panties from the previous day. Note to self: when there are 5 other family members around to watch the kids, take a shower.
And then...when I asked to help mask the craters that have taken permanent residence on my ass since around my 5th month of this last pregnancy (they don't say "full moon" for nothing), he said:
"Your body looks great!"
And I fell a little bit in love.
Don't worry about lugging around a cooler for your liquid gold; just stop by the food court and get a cup of ice with a lid.