With six kids between the two of us, we have been busy the last few weeks scouring the Internet for that perfect Halloween costume. Or, for six perfect Halloween costumes. Something more creative than a witch or spider, edgier than a Disney princess but nothing at all with gruesome blood spatters. Something practical enough for mid-activity diaper changes and warm enough for bracing Midwestern evenings.
Never forget that the Internet is a vast, unparalleled resource. Friends, what we found will curdle your pumpkin lattes and haunt your already broken slumber. Brace yourselves. Halloween just got a hell of a lot scarier.