MY MOTY Secret Weapon..or Not...Whatever

By Layah

I need this shirt! I'm going to wear it every time I decide it's the day that I'm going to be super responsible. Days when I clean the bathroom, or cook my kids a meal rather than give them a handful of snacks and call it complete, or hold out on giving them sugar to stop the tears, or only let them watch two shows MAX (actually!), or pretend play for more than ten minutes, or finish a house chore that's been on my list since we moved in a year and half ago. And I'll throw it on if walk out of Target with only what I went in for (After because I can't preemptively know if I'll ever be strong enough until I'm actually inside the walls of that money-sucking goodness). #adulting #goals #dontjudge 
 
But I haven't ordered it yet because shit like this always happens:

Poop. On the shoes and on the floor. Whatever, stupid t-shirt.