You know you've done it...
Been so desperate for that perfect photo...the one to show off to the masses via social media, the photo that will garner at least 20 likes*..the one which depicts a sweet, joyful, and sometimes funny moment, featuring your oh-so-adorable children...the one that elicits an "awwwwww"-out loud-from even your most hardened childless friends when they see it pop up on their newsfeed (it may even trigger the desire to have children, if only for a moment)...the one that screams, "Look at how fucking awesome my family is! Suckers!"
And so, while caught up in a momentary obsession of capturing the perfect photo, your innate mommy instincts fail you. The desperate cries of your unhappy child no longer trigger a reaction to comfort. Instead, your eyes widen, your mouth stretches as far it will go as your cheeks burn from fake happiness, and your voice becomes high-pitched & frantic as you say "Over here! Look at mommy! YAY!!!" Your son may even hit his head on the counter, but instead of the logical next step, stopping photo session, you say "Push the chair back!" and continue on.
Eventually you acquiesce to the reality that your perfect photo will never happen and you tortured your poor child for no reason. MOTY.