Luckily, kids are germ farms, so skip the hand washing after that trip to the library this winter and you're sure to end up with a nasty virus soon!
Happy puking!
Cracked nipples. Sleep deprivation. Public tantrums. Our only reward is our children? Kidding. Mostly.
By Layah If you want to light a fire up your partner's ass about setting that vasectomy appointment, just catch a 24-hour stomach bug. Puking every few hours and being completely out of commission for just ONE entire day is enough to remind him how fucking terrible it would be and how much you ALL would suffer if you became unexpectedly pregnant again.
Luckily, kids are germ farms, so skip the hand washing after that trip to the library this winter and you're sure to end up with a nasty virus soon! Happy puking!
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