It's your lucky day, mamas! This MOTY Tip is a 3 for 1! Here we go:
1. NEVER clean out the fridge at the exact time you are supposed to be making dinner and feeding your children. They become ravenous. Like the evil hyenas in the Lion King
2. NEVER leave the cupcakes on the counter within reach of your child. She will get at them at the most inopportune time. And then "share" them -- ironically, the only time she doesn't need to be reminded to share.
3. NEVER think you are in control. You may be completing a chore, or preparing food or even a perfecting a craft (yes, Pinterest!). You may think you know exactly what your children are doing. But don't be a fool, girl -- your children are just waiting for the right moment to put your overly confident ass back in its rightful place: the "OH SHIT" throne (which oddly popped up out of nowhere after your popped out or adopted that first little bundle of shitting, peeing, and crying joy).