Listen, mamas, I know we all have the best of intentions. The iPotty is pure, white-hot evil. No TV until kindergarten. Austere limitations on all screen time (Don’t even let your kid press his nose to an actual screen while looking out the window lest passersby judge you for this audacious allowance). Well, we all know that saying about the best-laid plans…
But, why are we secretly subjecting our toddlers to seizure-inducing colors and mindless hot dog songs? Because, buried deep, deep in the banal storyline there may possibly be a life lesson about sharing? Instead, let’s make screen time count! It’s never too soon to start raising culturally sensitive global citizens. For instance, check out Midge taking in Parisian street views on a rainy day.