Baby proofing gear can get expensive. Plus, actually doing the proofing (reading the directions, the latching, the screwing, the damaging your furniture..) really takes a big chunk out of your rare and precious free time. Time that could be spent doing more productive things like drinking, having sex, or watching reality TV. My solution for you, MOTYs, is HAIRBANDS! Not only are they a fraction of a fraction of the cost of the normal cabinet latch, but you probably already own them, and they take about 2.5 seconds to apply.
You're welcome.