When you look around the column, your child will be baring all -- pants down -- in the store window. It will be the perfect display...of your complete and utter mortification.
By Layah When you know your child has problems keeping her pants and underwear on, never let her out of your sight in public. Get a leash, bring the stroller, but never enter a store without a means of containing your little exhibitionist. Otherwise, an old woman will pop her head into the store and announce, "Someone needs to use the potty!"
When you look around the column, your child will be baring all -- pants down -- in the store window. It will be the perfect display...of your complete and utter mortification.
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