I did what any desperate MOTY would do. I scanned the parking lot, twice, to make sure it was empty and decided that chances were slim that I'd get arrested for public indecency. So, I squatted right next to my car...pulled down my pants and underwear...and peed. Right there in the parking lot while Sofia gazed indifferently (silently judging?). Less than a minute later, three kids rode by on bikes.
A few weeks later, Sofia and I returned to the same park with my husband. He pointed out that there was a public restroom about a hundred yards away from the scene of my crime. Oh well!
*Note: Photograph not included to protect the guilty party.