Approximately three seconds after I took this photo, Sofia snatched that dark blue crayon and colored a significant amount on the walls and the table. It all happened so fast! How did she color so much in such a short amount of time?
And how did I handle this?
Like any good MOTY, I played dumb and pretended like I didn't see a thing. I didn't alert the staff. I didn't smile sheepishly and apologize. I simply yanked the crayon out of my daughter's hand, threw it in my purse, paid for my pizza and got the hell out of there.
I mean...I don't know...we had been at the mall a LONG time. I'm tired as can be cuz I'm really fucking pregnant....It was a split second decision.
Honestly, I'll probably stop back in and apologize.
Okay, I'll maybe do that.
Okay, I HOPE I do that.