Who forgot to check the Magic Folder until this morning and missed the conference sign-up sheet, speech pathology practice worksheet and poetry folder –
Who looked the other way during tooth brushing and post-morning-pee hand washing –
Who are still putting Halloween candy in the lunch boxes because it helps you make it to four items –
Who never passed the pepperoni roll sale sheet around at the family dinner over the weekend –
Who haven’t bought winter coats yet –
Who keep rewriting the rules o' screen time based on current mood –
Who keep forgetting to teach your kindergarteners how to tie their shoes –
Who legitimately don’t know your kids’ blood types or social security numbers or where their birth certificates are –
Who don’t have a will –
Who don’t have a college fund –
Who don’t have life insurance –
Who don’t have time –
Slow down. You’re doing OK. Maybe get a few of those things in order (like the blood type perhaps), but be kind to yourself. It's only Monday.
Disclaimer: Yeah, it's Monday afternoon now. I fucking know. It's the best I got.