Iris: Can I have my own phone?
Me: Absolutely not, you're seven. You know, I didn’t get my own phone until I was 24.
Iris: Yeah, but you had much better parents.
Cracked nipples. Sleep deprivation. Public tantrums. Our only reward is our children? Kidding. Mostly.
We love our kids. They drive us crazy. We write about it instead of going insane.