- Sitting on the table
- Next to a knife (albeit a butter knife)
- With a plastic bag on her head
Then again, a true MOTY knows the only real danger out there is not living. Rock on, little queen. Enjoy the view from way up there...
Cracked nipples. Sleep deprivation. Public tantrums. Our only reward is our children? Kidding. Mostly.
By Annie Answers may vary, depending on whether or not you consider eating bleached white bread a hazard, but I think most will agree on at least three:
Then again, a true MOTY knows the only real danger out there is not living. Rock on, little queen. Enjoy the view from way up there...
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