In news worthy of FOX NEWS coverage, Fisher Price is teaching my infant son about animal death and twats. That's right, folks. The baby toy industry's hippie, liberal agenda is trickling down and affecting our baby boys and girls. If we are already letting this indoctrination happen at such an early and vulnerable age, what will the toy industry (and its profanity-using, bacon-eating liberal supporters) do next? Marijuana-infused teethers? Sage-and-sandalwood essential oil rattles? What is this country coming to?
By Scarlett In news worthy of FOX NEWS coverage, Fisher Price is teaching my infant son about animal death and twats. That's right, folks. The baby toy industry's hippie, liberal agenda is trickling down and affecting our baby boys and girls. If we are already letting this indoctrination happen at such an early and vulnerable age, what will the toy industry (and its profanity-using, bacon-eating liberal supporters) do next? Marijuana-infused teethers? Sage-and-sandalwood essential oil rattles? What is this country coming to?
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layah
10/16/2014 02:49:03 pm
You may be onto something with the marijuana-infused teethers, Scarlett! I think they could really help reduce brain injuries* sustained during those violent first years. My son has engaged in numerous fights with chairs, floors, walls, tables, toys, his sister...
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